No Way Jose

Éire go Brách

2008-03-15T10:41:00.000-07:00

Happy St. Paddys day y'all

1. On note of further consideration, i've moved real world/road rules challenges up to no.1 on my list. After watching CT wrestle with Kenny and then sock Davis in the 1st episode of the Inferno, I have no choice. Other shows may have more substance and deeper meaning, but nothing gives me greater enjoyment.

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig!

2008-03-11T09:34:00.000-07:00

At the behest of my compatriots Richie and Bougie I've decided to assemble a list of my top 10 television shows even though we all watch the same shit and nobody else reads this drivel.
I'm only doing a comprehensive top 5 because I have to do real work to do.
But here are some shows I like.
Degrassi, Real World, Entourage, Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm.

And now on to the top 5.

5. Real World/Road Rules Challenge
You can't write this shit. It really is the real world. I want so badly to do one of these challenge shows I can't even describe it. Everyone of these outdoes the previous one. Oh man I want to go against CT in the gauntlet and hook up with Svetlana!!
Or maybe hook up with Kina and face off against Johny in the Inferno!!
Or maybe take on Derek in name that coconut and... Oh..I don't know, I just don't know!!

4. Lost
This show is pretty good. I really could do without like 40 percent of the episodes. Kate is pretty hot though.

3. Dexter
If your squeamish stay away.
This show may not be for everyone. I told my mom once about how Dexter is a serial killer that only kills serial killers. Her response was "And that makes it ok??!!" I don't think this show is for her.

2. Friday Night Lights

I love this show. I'm very sad that it has not found a fan base and is on the verge of being canceled. I don't know what I'll do without the Dillon Panthers in my life.
As I grow older I feel that more and more I need a good amount of light teen drama in my life, I guess thats why I watch so much Degrassi and OC as well.
Hopefully after this show is gone Tim Riggins and Coach Taylor can somehow get their own spin off, maybe they could kill serial killers together. I'd watch that.

1. The WireThis show rocks my socks off on a regular basis, it's like a complicated little machine with many intricate parts. I'm very sad to see it go. Here is a classic Wire clip.

Weezy Live in Europe

2008-03-09T12:04:00.000-07:00

Here is a brief clip of Wayne speaking like an idiot followed by him seriously rocking a crowd in Amsterdam.
I can't imagine what kind of drug experiences he would have gotten up to there.

Weezy F. Baby baby.

Indiana Disgracers

2008-03-08T12:44:00.000-08:00

As a proud owner of two Indiana Pacers basketball jerseys, I feel that the team is underrated in the sports world as an insane dysfunctional entity.
Their locker room is a veritable thugs mansion; shooting guns outside strip clubs, being targeted by drive by assault riflings, having murders over to hang out and hosting parties where rapes occur. Apparently the owner has finally had enough and is calling for a change.

I think that maybe they should go the other way and sign Tank Johnson along with reacquiring Artest and Captain Jack.
This would make a great movie, Whoopie Goldberg would have to be involved.

Southland Fails

2008-03-08T12:32:00.001-08:00

This movie was fucking pretentious.
I don't want to say its was the worst movie I've ever seen, because that would bring me down to same level of pretentiousness as the film itself, but I will say that it might be the worst movie ever to watch hungover.

An incredible cast is wasted on a stupid film.
Shame on you rock, shame on you.

2008-03-08T09:12:00.000-08:00

Peep this;
Santogold, Hot Shit

2008-03-08T09:09:00.000-08:00

Kim Kardashian has a huge gelantinus ass.

Innugural Post

2008-03-08T06:37:00.001-08:00

I'm too hungover to blog right now
I'm just doing this to please my no. 1 fan daniel ehman
we have a number one fan reciprocal relationship with our blogs
more to come